Bengawan Solo..

On a typical night, 2 AM after several 'change parades'

Instructor : 'Orait! orait!, move it! move it! jgn tehegeh hegeh! kedet.. We gonna have some fun tonite or do u prefer we continue with the 'change parade?'

Backstreet boys : 'Nak enjoy tuannnn!'

Instructor : 'So who's gonna start the ball rolling. Can anyone sing?'

Backstreet boys : 'Kedet Ah Guan tuan' . laughter and sniggering ...

Ah Guan : 'Weiihh  diamm aaa korang !.. 'Kurang' btol la korang nih'"

Instructor : 'Oooooo Ah Guan. come forward. Don be shy, unless u want to stay up all nite at 'Lubang Beruang'...'

Ah Guan : 'Err Nanyi tuan....''

 Instructor : 'Good choice. IQ tinggi, so  what song u gonna sing for us?. sing well aaaa kedet if not all your fren gonna 'kena'..'

Ah Guan : 'Err 'Bengawan Solo' tuan..'

Instructor : 'Orait, continue..'

Ah Guan started to croak ~

'Bengali wannnnnnnnnnn   so longgggggg'  (laugther from the backstreet boys & instructor)
'Melayu wannnnnnnnnnn   so bigggggggg' (more laughter)
'Cina  wannnnnnnnnnnnn tatakkkkk potonggggg'
'India wannnnnnnn kaaaanot seeeeeee'

Instructor : 'Bloody hell u, see that tree over there, forward roll and take 10 down there! don lemme catch u saying that last line again, understand!!'

Ah Guan :'Tuan!!!'

kakakakaka No prize for guessing who our esteemed 'instructor' was..

Ehem, btw, Disclaimer ~ The above is just a figment of my imagination & do not relate to anyone dead or alive, TQ. If it did, merely coincidence :D

End of another boring day..